"The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain."

"Capital is money, capital is commodities. By virtue of it being value, it has acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth living offspring, or, at the least, lays golden eggs."

"I infected him very much to his detriment with Hegelianism, which, owing to his lack of German, he could not study properly."

"Under no circumstances does Marx sanction the use of violence to achieve his aims. He was a man of peace."

"Poor Boniface! You are constipated with your holy thoughts and reflections, since you can no longer relieve yourself in speech and writing! O admirable victim of profundity! O pious constipation!"