"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."

"The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future."

"I never approve or disapprove of anything. It is an absurd attitude to take towards life."