"I can’t believe how much time people waste on things that don’t matter."

"The more you learn, the more you realize how little you know."

"The difference between a philosopher and a fool is that the philosopher knows he is a fool."

"They wouldn't listen to me. So I decided, to hell with them, I'll take their money instead."

"Hotel heuristic: In a new hotel, always reject the first room they give you."