"The curse of modernity is that we are increasingly populated by a class of people who are better at explaining than understanding, or better at explaining than doing."

"Those with brains and no balls become mathematicians, those with balls and no brains join the mafia, those with no balls and no brains become economists, and those with balls and brains become entrepr…"

"Banks hire dull people and train them to be even more dull."

"Never trust a man who needs a subtitle for his job."

"The worst thing you can do is give advice to someone who doesn't want it."