"Attention authors: if a reviewer writes an unfair review of your work, contact me, I can be very unfair in reviewing his review."

"Never trust a man who reads the newspaper to get information. Trust the one who reads it to find out what opinions are being pushed."

"Universities are turning into corporations, and professors into employees, not scholars."

"Banks hire dull people and train them to be even more dull."

"The best way to predict the future is to create it."