"I hate acting. I hate the whole business."

"The most repulsive thing you could ever imagine is the inside of a camel's mouth. That and watching a girl eat octopus or squid."

"I'm not a very good person. I'm not a very nice person. I'm not a very happy person. I'm not a very good actor. I'm not a very good human being."

"I thank you for not snoring."

"I'm tired of the whole thing. I'm tired of Hollywood. I'm tired of the movies. I'm tired of my life."