"The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache."

"I started doing stand-up in San Francisco. I'd go to open mic nights, and I'd just be a total mess. I'd be so nervous, I'd shake."

"I'm a big fan of laughter. I think it's the best medicine."

"I'm a big fan of being grateful for what you have. I think it's important."

"I drink too much. Way too much. I gave a urine sample and there was an olive in it."