"For that first week you lie to yourself, and tell yourself you can stop, and then your body kicks back and says, no, stop later. And then it took about three years, and finally you do stop."

"Sometimes you have to be a little crazy to stay sane."

"If you ever have a problem, just remember: you're not alone."

"I believe in reincarnation. In my next life, I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit and lick my ass. I've always wanted to do that."

"Politics: 'Poly' a Latin word meaning 'many'; and 'tics' meaning 'blood-sucking creatures'."