"I'm not trying to convert anyone to atheism. I'm trying to convert people to science."

"I'm not saying I'm smarter than anyone. I'm just saying I've read more books."

"No offense to anyone, but if you're an adult and you're still believing in Santa Claus, I'm concerned for you."

"We are biologically wired to be curious."

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."