"Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows."

"It is like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks, the pin-buttock, the quatch-buttock, the brawn-buttock, or any buttock."

"Go, make you ready. / As if you were a child, you'd be afraid / To go in the dark before your nurse."

"The earth has bubbles, as the water has, And these are of them."

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more."