"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."

"The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance."

"I am a rare species, not a stereotype."

"The only way to make a man feel good about himself is to tell him that he is better than someone else."

"The only thing I ever learned from a cop was how to roll a joint."