"If you want to make enemies, try to change something."

"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."

"You can't teach people to be good. You can only make them afraid to be bad."

"America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and the poor are among the most physically miserable on Earth."