"The ultimate truth is that there is no ultimate truth."

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."

"I think the most important thing in life is to have hope. To believe that things can get better. To never give up."

"Yet, he stated, women are all sneaky, crafty and wicked."

"the “real” world was a fake, and that we were all living in Palestine sometime in the first century AD"