"The only thing worse than a bad book is a good book that you can't read."

"My mind is a muddle. I can't write a coherent sentence. I'm going to go eat a cookie."

"The more you know, the more you realize you don't know."

"If you don't like my books, don't read them. There's no law. But don't try to stop other people from reading them."

"Art is not a mirror held up to reality, but a hammer with which to shape it."