"I'm not a prophet. Prophets can see into the future. I just look at the present very carefully."

"You can't be a human being without a sense of humor. It's the only thing that saves us."

"I'm not a fan of happy endings. I like ambiguous endings."

"The world is full of things you don't want to know."

"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."