"If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot."

"My newest horror story: Once upon a time there was a man named Donald Trump, and he ran for president. Some people wanted him to win."

"Must you write complete sentences each time, every time? Perish the thought."

"Writing is not life, but I think that sometimes it can be a way back to life."

"I think that a writer's job is to tell the truth, even if it's a lie."