"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes."

"The church is always trying to get money, and always trying to be popular, and always doing both things very badly."

"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."

"The greatest of all inventions is the invention of man."