"Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."

"I had a great deal of trouble with my wife, so I got married again."

"Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul."

"I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a hell of a time in heaven."

"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."