"We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know what will go first — rock 'n' roll or Christianity."

"I'm not a vegetarian. I'm a fruitarian. I eat fruit. I don't eat anything that has a face."

"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."

"I don't mind if you think I'm a hypocrite. I don't care."

"You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles were bastards."