"Man… ninjas are kind of cool… I just don't know any personally."

"Sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes. My sanctuary."

"I'm not a rapper. I'm a creative."

"I believe that I am the greatest artist of all time."

"You should only believe about 90% of what I say. As a matter of fact, don't even believe anything that I'm saying at all. I could be completely f—g with you, and the world, the entire time."