"If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD."

"I've done enough pot in my life where I don't need to do it anymore i learned too late that it destroys your memory. and now I'm suffering for it."

"Hi, my name is Kurt Cobain, I'm homosexual, I'm a pagan, I'm a drug abuser, and I like to fuck pot-bellied pigs!"

"I'm not a very intelligent person."

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are."