"I wanted to move to Seattle, sell my ass, and be a punk rocker, but I was too afraid."

"If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first."

"I like to be constipated. When you're on tour, you don't get to shit that often, and when you finally do, it's a spiritual experience."

"I don't like to be alone."

"I'm not worried about what's going to happen when I'm thirty, because I am never going to make it to thirty. You know what life is like after thirty - I don't want that."