"I mean, some people say, 'Oh, God, if [Steve Jobs] got run over by a bus, Apple would be in trouble.' And, you know, I think it wouldn’t be a lot of fun, but there are some really capable people at Ap…"

"Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?"

"It's the most powerful computer ever built. It's the best computer ever built. It's the most fun computer ever built."

"We were the group of people who were going to judge whether it was great or not. We weren't going to go out and do market research. We just wanted to build the best thing we could build."

"It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the navy."