"The bottom line is I don't believe in a bloke called God in a white suit who sits on a fluffy cloud any more than I believe in a bloke called the Devil with a three-pronged fork and a couple of horns.…"

"I'm not a very good athlete. I can't even run a mile."

"I don't understand why people are afraid of new ideas. I'm afraid of old ones."

"I never thought I'd live to see this age. Every day is a bonus."

"I've been called worse things than 'Prince of Darkness'."