"a very backwards a combination of meth. and uh little kids."

"So I guess Plepler... doesn't mind me then sharing his [Netflix] account information. So it's [email protected] and his password is 'netflix b**ch.'"

"The biggest risk is not taking any risk."

"Adequate performance gets a generous severance package."

"Most companies try to be everything to everybody, and that's usually a bad strategy."