"Write with the door closed, rewrite with the door open."

"I think that we're all mentally ill; those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better--and maybe not all that much better, after all."

"Must you write complete sentences each time, every time? Perish the thought."

"This machine just called me an asshole."

"I love the idea of a good story. I love the idea of a story that's going to stick with you."