"Must you write complete sentences each time, every time? Perish the thought."

"We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, 'I've decided I want to be cremated.' I said, 'Alright, get your coat.'"

"Sometimes, the best way to deal with a problem is to ignore it. But sometimes, the best way to deal with a problem is to confront it head-on."

"Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win."

"When asked, 'How do you write?' I invariably answer, 'One word at a time,' and the answer is always true."