"I steal from every single movie ever made."

"I'd kill a million rats, but I don't necessarily want to kill one in a movie or see one killed in a movie, because I'm not paying to see real death."

"This is a debased genre of literature, but I'm all about debased genres of art that people don't respect."

"I'm a big fan of movie posters. I think they're a work of art."

"I actually think I'm a better writer than I am a director."