"I steal from every single movie ever made."

"I am a writer. That's what I do. It's a writer's job not just to write about himself but to look at the rest of humanity and explore it—other people's way of talking, the phrases they use. And my head…"

"Insects too. Unless I'm paying to see some bizarro documentary, I'm not paying to see real death. Part of the way that this all works is that it's all just make believe. That's why I can stand the vio…"

"I'm a big fan of exploitation films. I love them."

"I'm not trying to be politically correct. I'm just trying to tell a good story."