"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus."

"You're not perfect, sport. And let me save you the suspense, neither is this girl. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."

"I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"I had a period of about seven years when I was drinking and doing drugs, and it was a very dark time. I'm lucky to be alive."

"It's just literally being afraid. And you think, oh, [the alcohol] will ease the fear. And it doesn't."