"I love to drink wine. Why? Because it makes me feel fancy. I know nothing about wine. I don't even know the difference between a Beaujolais and a chardonnay. I just know that I like my wine like I lik…"

"You know what's good about people? They're always trying to make things better. And you know what's bad about people? They're always trying to make things better."

"I'm a big believer in the fact that if you're going to do something, do it with passion."

"Why do they say 'break a leg' when you're about to go on stage? Why not 'break an arm'? Or 'break a nose'? It's always a leg."

"I think if you're going to be a comedian, you have to be fearless."