"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."

"The only thing that's real is music."

"The United States is a land of opportunity, but it's also a land of incredible stupidity."

"The first thing you have to do is be honest with yourself. Then you can be honest with other people."

"The mind is like a rubber band. The more you stretch it, the more it expands."