"I'm not a fan of organized religion. I think it's a bunch of people who are afraid of the dark, and they're all holding hands and telling each other stories to make themselves feel better."

"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit."

"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work."

"I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who likes to give advice."

"The only good thing about the good old days is that they're gone."