"I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I'm a conspiracy analyst. Everything I say is based on facts."

"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit."

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. Especially if it's me!"

"I was thinking about the immortal words of Archimedes, 'Give me a lever and a place to stand, and I will move the world.' So, I built a lever, but I couldn't find a place to stand. I decided to move t…"

"I don't like ass kissers, flag wavers, or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists."