"What I'm Saying Might Be Profane, But It's Also Profound."

"You know, you're not famous until you get shot."

"I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now—relaxed! ‘Cause when I heard the police car, I knew they weren’t coming after me!"

"When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!"

"My doctor told me I had to stop smoking. I said, 'Why? Am I gonna die?' He said, 'No, you're just gonna smell bad.'"