"I don't believe in heaven. I don't believe in hell. I don't believe in an afterlife. I believe in this life. And I believe in making the most of it."

"I believe the children are our future. Unless we stop them now."

"I'm not a philosopher. I'm just a guy who thinks a lot."

"A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth."

"Jail ain't so bad. You can make it in jail. It's like being in the Army, but the people in jail shot back."