"I went to jail for a while. They said I resisted arrest. I didn't resist, I just didn't want to go."

"I'm not a racist. I hate everybody equally."

"I'm not a sociopath. I just don't care about other people's feelings."

"I had a dog named Nigger. I loved that dog. I just didn't like the word. I loved the dog. I loved him so much I named him after the last thing my daddy told me before he left: 'Nigger, if you don't ge…"

"I used to be a pimp. But I wasn't a very good one. I kept falling in love with the girls."