"I got a lot of problems. But at least I'm not boring."

"But the material was deemed too controversial — one sketch had Pryor totally nude but with his genitalia blacked out — and the series was cancelled after just four episodes."

"I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of dying. There's a difference."

"When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!"

"When you're getting your ass kicked, you don't stop and say, 'Hold on, I think you're violating my constitutional rights.'"