"Weed's not as bad as everything else, 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean? You can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp… but you'll function."

"The only way to truly understand someone is to walk a mile in their shoes. Or, you know, just listen to them."

"I'm not trying to offend anyone. I'm just trying to make people laugh."

"The only thing a black man can do today is be a comedian. You can't be a president, you can't be a CEO, you can't be a astronaut. You gotta be a comedian."

"I'm not a god. I'm just a guy who got lucky."