"“Gender is a fact. Every human being in this room, every human being on Earth, had to pass through the legs of a woman to be on Earth. That is a fact.”"

"You can't be afraid to offend people. If you're afraid to offend people, you're not doing your job."

"“I'm not afraid of controversy. I embrace it.”"

"Weed's not as bad as everything else, 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean? You can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp… but you'll function."

"“I'm not a hater. I'm a comedian.”"