"I like a good story, and I like to tell a good story. And I like to hear a good story."

"I'm like a broken mirror. I reflect things, but they're always a little bit distorted."

"I'm a big believer in the idea that you should never meet your heroes. Because they'll always disappoint you."

"I like to imagine that I'm a detective, and I'm looking for clues. And the clues are all around me."

"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy."