"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."

"To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish."

"Were it not for the odiously offensive Smell accompanying such Escapes, polite People would probably be under no more Restraint in discharging such Wind in Company, than they are in spitting, or in bl…"

"How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts!"

"When the well's dry, we know the worth of water."