"I have ordered that all the internet cafes in the country be closed. The internet is not good for our people."

"Gold teeth are uncivilized. I order all citizens to replace them with white teeth."

"I have decided that all the clocks in the country should be set to Turkmen time. It is for our independence."

"I have ordered the construction of a new monument to the Turkmen flag. The flag is a symbol of our independence."

"I have decided that all the restaurants in the country should serve only Turkmen food. No foreign cuisine."