"We would need as many soldiers as beautiful women and I don't think that would be possible, because our women are so beautiful."

"I am a symbol of Italy. I embody the spirit of the Italian people."

"The [Spanish] government of Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero was too pink. He'll have problems leading them."

"Ah, Barack Obama. You won't believe it, but the two of them sunbathe together, because the wife is also tanned."

"There is in Italy a man producing a film on the Nazi concentration camps. I would like to suggest you for the role of kapo. You'd be perfect."