"I am a very religious person."

"I'm the only one who can save Italy from the left-wing zombies."

"Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile."

"Ah, Barack Obama. You won't believe it, but the two of them sunbathe together, because the wife is also tanned."

"The Left loves the poor so much it creates more of them every time it gets into power."