"You've got to try and take things to the next level, or you'll just get stuck in a rut."

"I've done so much drugs and alcohol, I'm surprised I'm still alive."

"I don't understand computers. I don't understand the internet. I just want to rock and roll."

"I'm not a very good father. I always forget my kids' birthdays."

"I don't remember biting the head off a bat, but if I did, it probably tasted like chicken."