"You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion."

"Clear is a state of being where one is free from the reactive mind."

"All men are your slaves, or else they are your enemies."

"Only criminals have anything to fear from Scientology."

"Xenu is an intergalactic warlord who brought billions of people to Earth and stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs."