"The state of Clear is the goal of Dianetics."

"Xenu is an intergalactic warlord who brought billions of people to Earth and stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs."

"The only way to handle a planet is to clear it."

"The only way to achieve true freedom is through Scientology."

"If a person is not getting better, it's because they are not doing the technology correctly."