"They pretend they caught some disease to absolve all responsibility. 'It's not my fault I'm sad,' yes it is. People will do anything to absolve responsibilities. 'It's not my fault I'm poor/sad/fat/st…"

"If you cannot control your mind, you have zero control over anything in your life. You are just a feather in the wind, waiting for life to blow you from a happy place to a sad place."

"I do know how to administer CPR. However, I will not administer CPR unless you're a hot female… If you're some fat dude and you just had a heart attack and I don't really know you, you're gonna die… N…"

"I don't pay taxes. I avoid them."

"I'm a god amongst men."