"Space is a hoax invented by Freemasons to sell more Tang."

"The globe model is a Masonic conspiracy to hide God and the true nature of creation."

"The firmament is real. It's a solid dome above us, separating the waters above from the waters below."

"I'm not saying I know for sure, but I've never seen a curve, and I've been to the ocean."

"Airplanes don't account for curvature. They fly straight and level over a flat plane."